Monday, 23 August 2010
The Underground
Seriously, it's one of those things you love, hate, enjoy or detest. Okay I may have repeated myself a bit there but I think you've got the message. As a 16 year old, the underground is simply your ticket to moving around in London.
On one hand the London Underground will get you from A to B in relatively decent time, but being in a cramp carriage deep underground does have some drawbacks. There are windows, which give you a glorious view of eternal darkness and the occasional wires. But where else can one look then? Well, the tube is a very hostile place, please bear with me as I explain. When you enter the doors you have to be very careful to:
1) Look smart
2) Not look stupid or be doing something stupid.
This is because people sitting around the doors or standing even ALWAYS check out the new passengers who come on. Seriously.
Its always funny when I sit on the tube, and look around inside the carriage (because the windows just show blackness). For a guy like myself, i just check out any fit chicks on the tube. Ya know, black, white, hispanic, indian and surprised when i see the occasional yellow. But theres always the chance that when you have locked your eyes on their booty, they catch you back. == TIP == just either smile or look up at the advertisements above =D Otherwise you'll find yourself being slapped in public.
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London Town
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